iWomb — Recently Played

ipodonesieYep, it’s in there.

BabyHeartbeat (Click here)

You can hear it most strongly at the beginning and near the end. And that person talking is my doctor, who is commenting that the ideal range for a baby’s heartbeat is 110-160. Our little dude(ette)’s was at 150, “so it’s perfect,” says the doctor. You hear, that? Our baby is perfect. I see no reason to ever stray from this opinion. In fact tomorrow I’m calling the admissions offices at Harvard, Yale, Clemson (the Ivy of the South), and Texas A&M (the Ivy of the West) to inform them they’ll want to start competing for our little one’s attention now.

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5 Responses to “iWomb — Recently Played”

  1. Kathryn Says:

    That is one hearty lub-dupp! Congratulations!!

  2. I-66 Says:

    I was told in college that George Mason University fancied itself, at its inception, to be the Harvard of the south.

  3. Phil Says:

    ….Clemson (the Ivy of the South)…

    PPPpppffffffttttttt!!! :::beverage spewing out of mouth::::

  4. Bridal Bird Says:

    Kathryn-Thank you! But crucial question: does it sound like a girly lub-dupp or a male lub-dupp?

    I-66-I recall Homer’s words of wisdom, “Hillbillies may want to be called sons of the soil but it ain’t going to happen.”

    Phil-I’m 99.9% sure they told us that was its reputation during orientation.

  5. LJ Says:

    Gaggies the Ivy of the West? The only thing they have in common with the Ivies are a crappy football team 🙂

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