It’s an oddity that people in this country love bellies on little girls and then on pregnant women, but heaven forfend a belly protruding in between those two stages in life. I’ve never had so many excited grins cast in the direction of my swelling midsection before. Who knew there would come a time that there would be such social acceptance—nay, demand—for someone to post a photo of what appears to the untrained eye to be a chick smuggling half of a basketball under her dress?
Following, the first paparazzi photo of BabyBirdBumpWatch ’09™. Notice the blur as I ran from the camera.